.:vagina farts:.

so i was at work, filling pretty gassy, lol, you know i had a big portion of broccoli and broccoli usually makes me gassy i guess every one right? anyways, i was talking to Matan (co-worker) abut how my stomach was so filled up with gas that i felt i could fly, seriously i couldn't move (kinda scary) however i told Matan that even if the hottest woman in the NY came to me begging me to have sex with her ,,naa nop,, not today , no way Jose, it was not gonna happen and Matan was like what why ?? gassy is good!! i love gassy, i love eating broccoli and the taking the subway ,, everyone clears the seat for me.. besides is sexy to fart while you fucking i love it.. so the conversation about farts ended, but then i start thinking about the subject and could't stop
i thought how embarrassing would be to fart while having sex is just something that can't happen. Going on on this i remembered a couple of girls i've had sex with had fart while you know.. a pussy fart a vagina fart ,, an Innocent fart , unpredictable and very funny fart, so every time this happens i don't feel ashamed for the girl i kinda find it cute! .. somehow i guess, its like funny breaks tension, you laugh out loud while having sex, makes the love making much more interesting .. now what if
what if a guy farts ? what would the lady think ? cause this is not as common and besides is a real fart, might smell! and depends on the effort it could be very dangerous
now the thing is if this happens to me i would die,, but what girls feel when they have a vagina fart? would it be the same ?